so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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