what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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