New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
