Having a random hookup so left but love u
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
being pregnant is like rehab
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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