You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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