just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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