With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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