drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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