I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Banned from zoo.
Again?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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