I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Me too!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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