What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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