"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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