Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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