So gin and wine won't be happening again
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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