did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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