It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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