i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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