Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
