problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
NoShamevember. You game?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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