dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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