Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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