doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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