I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
