We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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