Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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