i don't like sucking hair
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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