This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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