So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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