my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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