the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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