Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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