I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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