i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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