i was born a porn star she said
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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