I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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