he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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