Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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