I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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