Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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