Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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