God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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