can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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