I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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