hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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