i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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