I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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