yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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