maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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