Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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