I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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