This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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