Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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