have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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