I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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