its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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