If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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